I feel Flavor Flav’s role as NFL time keeper, is often overlooked.
The 10 most horribly awkward Super Bowl Sunday moments that weren’t in the commercials.
Commercials featuring aging celebrities weren’t the only things that made Super Bowl Sunday feel like one of those awkward dinners at a childhood friend’s house where their parents start fighting and you don’t know what to do so you just stare at the wall for an hour. Take this photo montage of Tom Brady, for example, which looks the rejected pics from an online dating profile. But he’s not the only one who made us uncomfortable… Next time Erin Andrews starts complaining to her co-workers about how embarrassing that spycam video was, we hope this lady gets in there with an, “Oh yeah? I once had to interview a video game hologram of Tim Tebow.” David Arquette should really consider starting a foundation to help people who suffer from whatever it is he suffers from. Of course, Bradshaw could have turned this mistake into the funniest moment in television history by yelling, “AHHH! SNAKES! SNAKES!” right as he got to the goal line. In order to ensure financial security in unsure times, Rush Limbaugh encourages his listeners to buy gold mined directly from his nose. Probably the first thing they teach you at choreography school is to always transition from elaborate ancient Roman themed opening dance sequences to riding on a dude’s shoulders like a drunk chick at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert trying to show Ronnie Van Zant her boobs. The beautiful Jenny McCarthy taking some time to pose with an overly excited John Goodman. Ok, this picture is only awkward because immediately after it was taken Vanilla Ice’s manager in the stadium coat-check room yelled at him for not offering to check the photographer’s coat. … in case you were wondering what it would be like if Forrest Gump had kept playing football after college instead of fighting in Vietnam and marrying a girl with AIDS. Why yes, that is noted rapper, crackhead and wall-clock-necklace enthusiast Flavor Flav hugging Giants head coach Tom “Coughlin Cough” after the Super Bowl. When trying to figure out how exactly Flavor Flav fits into Giants’ victory, it may be helpful to remember that he doesn’t.
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