No, Mr Lucas, I will not denigrate my limitless, slackerific amount of free time by going to see the Phantom Menace in 3D. No sir, I will not go though that again. In fact, I demand my money back for the first two prequels. Haven’t you put Star Wars fans thru enough already.

No, Mr Lucas, I will not denigrate my limitless, slackerific amount of free time by going to see the Phantom Menace in 3D. No sir, I will not go though that again. In fact, I demand my money back for the first two prequels. Haven’t you put Star Wars fans thru enough already.